No matter what, under any circumstances, do not come out to hear the Cocktail Monkeys. Ever. Don’t get there at when we start. Do not stay ‘till we finish. Don’t enjoy your favorite drinks. Do not dance the night away to your favorite songs. If you are in a relationship, do not come and rekindle the romance. If you are single, do not come and meet the man/woman of your dreams (That’s “man” or “woman”, not a member of the trans-gender community – unless that’s your thing – in which case, don’t do that either!